babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via confirmance)

"The worst crying is when you’re lying in bed, with your hand over your mouth so you don’t make noise. The tears are running onto your pillow and your heart’s breaking and you’re thinking of everything that made you cry, and your other hand is on your heart or stomach because they both hurt."

— (via suchvodka)

(Source: itsannaliousbabe, via smile-a-lot-cry-when-needed)

Im afraid to fall asleep for I fear my dreams will haunt me. I dont wish to dream of you but awake to realize reality.

Got tired of rolling homemade soft mints so I made soft dick mints

Got tired of rolling homemade soft mints so I made soft dick mints

gabite:

gabite:

baesitter:

hey, wanna hear a joke

no

(Source: eggyolk1, via confirmance)

slutsome:

x

slutsome:

x

(Source: mybunnny, via travailed)

cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

(Source: cumfort, via plainands1mple)

loveandddrevenge:

ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

Wow

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via plainands1mple)

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?